A Comedy by Larry Coen and David Crane


January 13-14, 20-22, and 27-29, 2006
Produced in Cooperation with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.


From the original writers of the TV comedy ‘Friends’ come this hilarious and fast-paced spoof, set during the 1930s, telling the story of two brothers, Benny and Phil, who go to the Arizona desert to be extras in the huge Biblical epic EXEUNT OMNES (Latin for ‘Everybody Out!’). Things move very quickly in this riotous comedy and before you know it, Phil is directing the movie, and Benny is starring in it. To complicate matters further, the both fall in love with Louise, the Assistant Director in charge of extras. Along the way there are gladiator battles, the Ten Plagues, and a cast of thousands … portrayed by only four other actors! The chaos continues as Phil keeps filming, the crew attempts to meet his demands, Benny and Louise try to hide their love, and the “sea of extras” revolt!


Director, Brian Townsend
Assistant Director, Tom Sparrow
Producers, Philip Booth and Steve Gautreau
Stage Manager, Tim Carney
Stage Crew, Anna Hnatiuk, Nicki Schlehuber, and Theresa Booth
Set Design, Brian Townsend
Set Painting, Helen Liljegren
assisted by Brian Townsend
Set Construction, Jeff Flannery, Gordon Mosley, John Calder, Paul Vandevert, Jeff Ostrowski, Michael Falzon, and the Stage Committee
Lights, Dina Flannery
Sound, Stan Guarnelo and Mike Kinnell
Special thanks to the cast and crew of Man of LaMancha for their voices.
Hair & Make-up, Jackie Dienes and Rae McIntosh  assisted by Terry Tajak and Eric Rossow
Costumes, Heidi Ellis and Mary Calder
Properties, Steve Stokfisz, Tom Sparrow, and Members of the cast
Publicity, Dina Flannery
Programs, Tom Sparrow, Nancy Valentini, and Brian Townsend
Tickets, Carrie Serfass
Ushers, Jean Slaughter
Afterglow, Kim Donovan
50/50 & Intermission, Tim Carney


Narrator, Mike Moseley
Conspirators, Stan Guarnelo, Patti Jones, and Valerie Haas
Octavium, Philip Booth
Louise Goldman, Marybeth Kinnell
Benny Bennet,  Alexander Paul Gojkov
Phil Bennet, Ian Simpson
Jack Kramer, Stan Guarnelo
Shelly Silverman, Patti Jones
Slavemaster, Philip Booth
Extras, Valerie Haas, Philip Booth, and Patti Jones
Roman General, Stan Guarnelo
Egyptian Dancing Girl, Valerie Haas
Egyptians, Stan Guarnelo, Patti Jones, and Philip Booth
The Queen, Valerie Haas
Queen’s Attendant, Patti Jones
Guards, Stan Guarnelo and Philip Booth
D.W. DeWitt, Steve Gautreau
Executioner, Philip Booth
Brady, Stan Guarnelo
Cochette, Valerie Haas
Cochette’s Assistant, Philip Booth
Gladiators, Philip Booth, Patti Jones, and Stan Guarnelo

See Show Photos by – and Courtesy of – Gordon Mosley

Cast and Crew Digitized by Laura Kanclerz